So am I!
Oct 14, 2019, 11:15 PM
Let’s open our borders just so the national obesity average can go down.
Oct 14, 2019, 4:30 PM
It’s great that the airport’s approach to detecting lithium batteries is the honor system. TSA: Do you have ‘em? ME: Nope. TSA: Phew.
Oct 13, 2019, 2:58 PM
: He's been on Conan, Kimmel, America' Got Talent and now FINALLY the Babylon Bee Podcast. @
Oct 11, 2019, 4:11 PM